Current mood:

flirty

Sayuri had the fabulous idea of summarizing college in a few short sentences. While I replied to her post, I embellished a little more to result in this:

I have done extensive scientific research on the correlation between getting three hours of sleep a night (due to planning out a new governmental system and the MBTI of its leaders) and my ability to give my roommate death glares. At the same time I have also learned how to calculate the margin of error of the chances of me actually hitting a winning shot in tennis against one of the many professional tennis players on my NCAA Division .234 team. In my spare time I alternate between seeing world class performances in the Ferguson Center for the Arts, schmoozing with the President of the University, dancing sexy tango numbers, stuffing myself on Ben and Jerry's Half-Baked ice cream and shagging my hippie boyfriend senseless. I am also dressing up for class while wearing nothing but prom dresses since inevitably I will have forgotten to add flexpoints to my card or simply not cared enough to do laundry.

P.S. Not an embellishment--I have had to pay $80 this semester so far because of lost keys/ids.