The bulletin board that my RA has to decorate every month has a drawing of a Thanksigiving dinner on it with the heading: "What you'll be saying by the end of the month.." Some of these sayings that are particularly relevant to my life right now are "I can cranberrily take it" but most especially, "Someone please put a fork in me." These sayings are echoed in my mind every day, especially when my Vampire professor goes on and on about how we're all worthless unless we get into grad school, but then she and all my other professors proceed to give me lousy grades.